8/7/12 The Daily Nothing

Using spit, bailing wire, and a campfire made out of piney wood--we've managed to get the show back on the air even without power.

Superhuman feats are a matter of course for our viewers.

This morning, Tom tries to put on a happy face, but he's really pissed off about the eight dead people from last year's State Fair--and the fact that even without a safety plan, no one was fired, reprimanded or suspended.

But we'll have some commercials about that on tonight's program.

Oh. Back to this morning's show--Wendy's offers lobster and caviar sandwiches, a rich guy buys 650 foreclosed homes, the Mars Rover tweets its own landing, and soon sheep will be texting from the Alps.