8/21/12 The Daily Nothing

Another glorious stream of illogic confronts you this morning on The Daily Nothing, brought to you this week by The Texas Beer Bytch.

First, a moron shoots a shotgun from a moving vehicle to impress his girlfriend. Because girls go goofy for a guy who thinks up really intelligent, brilliant, and super-productive stuff like that.

Then, the city of Detroit still employs a horseshoer, an ex-wife teaches her cockatoo to call her husband's new bride an "F-ing whore," and a brand new species of spider is discovered. For me to smash. With a phone book.

And tonight on The Tom Gulley Show at 8pm EDT, we'll have awesome Texas musician Steve Helms on the show!

I'll ask him what his favorite way is to kill a big.


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