Say hello to the smiley-faced brain eating microbe! First thing is, TONIGHT AT 8PM EDT I'M KILLING A SPIDER. That's right, this evening on The Tom Gulley Show--brought to you by The Texas Beer Bytch--I'm going to kill a spider. Because of cour...
Send your email questions to tom@thetomgulleyshow.com No question unanswered. Tonight, the return of our hugely popular weekly feature, Tom's Mailbag. Plus, Tom busts out the old movie projector and shows a few of the videos from the past. You...
Sorry, folks. Did the show this morning--and did I mention it was without question the finest The Daily Nothing ever produced--and it didn't post to our provider site, justin.tv. I'm looking into it for tonight's show. We all remember what happ...
OK, everybody. Get out your notebooks and pay close attention. We're about to go to Texas Music School with Dave Pilot of OutlawMagazine.tv. Right on the heels of our visit with Steve Helms last night. Dave has been coming the Texas music scene...
As a public service, we'd like to know if any of our female audience is feeling a little down? That's because, this morning on The Daily Nothing we go over a new study indicating oral sex may help cure depression in women. And we'd like to help ...
Where can you find the best music, the best fans, and the best venues for hearing it all? Nowhere but Texas, that's where. And that's also the name the song everyone in Texas knows by heart. Steve Helms is the singer/songwriter who wrote Nowhe...
Another glorious stream of illogic confronts you this morning on The Daily Nothing, brought to you this week by The Texas Beer Bytch. First, a moron shoots a shotgun from a moving vehicle to impress his girlfriend. Because girls go goofy for a g...
Tonight, we'll get to talk with the nation's premier Elton John tribute artist, Craig Meyer. He'll talk about being Almost Elton John and the career onstage and in front of cameras that led to to becoming a virtual Reginald Dwight. From being a...
Let's meet the winner of our Sponsor My Hat eBay auction, The Texas Beer Bytch! Angela's her name, and she had the intestinal fortitude to battle it out in the eBay auction and take the whole prize for the extravagant rate of $15.00. (That's ten...
This morning, on The Daily Nothing, brought to you by...The Texas Beer Bytch, we have a truckload of good stories. For the uninitiated, The Texas Beer Bytch won our eBay Sponsor My Hat auction, so she's the title sponsor this week. Look for a sp...
On tonight's show, we'll get to talk with Tom Alvarez. I would have described Tom a little bit in that previous paragraph, but his description requires a paragraph of its own, because no mere sentence can hope to contain all his experiences. C...
I'm no genius. I'll never run for president. I'll never work for a major political party or campaign. But I sure as hell know how to get permission to use a song. An apparently superhuman ability which has at this point escaped the candidates f...
Due to the public's most fervent outcry, we're goin' back into the vaults for more exclusive content! But not just any run-of-the-mill CSPAN content. Oh, no. People couldn't get enough of our relationship expert, Ted Krudjusiac--as portrayed by ...
What do wizards, shoplifters, a-holes on cell phones, and shipwrecks have in common? Why, they're all the focus of this morning's delicate edition of The Daily Nothing! Because eBay is banning spells and potions (about time), a Norwegian woman ...
Last night, we had a guy on the show whose nickname is "Hitman." So, is it any wonder that tonight we have an expert on cleaning up death and crime scenes? We're lucky enough to talk to an expert on the subject, in fact. Donetta Held is with Cr...
Good morning. We have some really good nothing for you today. Real top-notch, best quality name brand nothing. For example, the Norwegians are whining about some gold medals. From 1904. Sheesh. Norwegians just won't let some stuff go, you know?...
Tonight, an interview with the frontman of my favorite blues group--Russell "Hitman" Alexander of the Hitman Blues Band. If you like the blues, you're gonna love the music. If you don't like the blues, you will after you hear it. Go very, very ...
We at The Tom Gulley Show cannot even BEGIN to measure the levels of frustration we experience with streaming video providers. Thus, do not be surprised if we move, YET AGAIN. Soon. This morning, a senator shoots his secretary in the stomach wi...
Well, it's another interesting trip through Tom's Mailbag! This time, Tom answers questions about college pranksterism, asking out girls, the stigma of throwing up in second grade, story problems, fake smells, and lots more. Also, Tom goes down...
This morning, Tom has "I've been watching the Olympics all weekend and haven't really spoken a whole lot terminal gravel voice" so bear with us. However, he still manages to tell you about Star Trek In The Park, a wrinkled octogenarian billionai...
If you wonder what the afterlife may hold, or if it's possible to speak to the dead, this is an episode you won't want to miss. Mark Ireland is the author of Soul Shift: Finding Where The Dead Go--and it's a must-read book for skeptics and belie...
Just when you thought Penn State (known here as Pedophilia State) couldn't get any scummier? They prove us all wrong. We'll hear from supergenius senior cornerback Stephon Morris on how leaving the program is a "coward move" because I guess some...
Tonight was another Olympic Special night. Basically, I talked with two random people about their Olympic thoughts and memories. Plus, I bitch a whole bunch about Penn State, the state of Pennsylvania, and all the people who live there. Who hap...
A curiously intriguing lineup of serendipity awaits you on this morning's edition of The Daily Nothing. For example, do you know what the most popular TV program at Guantanamo Bay's prison is? The Wire? No. The Shield? No. Prison Break? No. It's...
Tonight, it's experimentation time! We see if Tom can actually get Skype calls! We see if Tom can show internet videos on the show! We get to talk to Tom's old advertising friend Peter Crosby without any warning! Plus, it's time for a very spec...
What a train wreck this morning. Special thanks to Jazzy, the dog, for turning off the power strip to the whole Tom Gulley Show technological armada just seconds before showtime. No treats for somebody today. By the way, if you missed last nigh...
It's Indiana State Fair time! Tom talks about the seven dead people from last year's stage collapse, the COMPLETE LACK OF A SAFETY PLAN, and how Cindy Hoye (Executive Director) still has a job. In fact, how can she walk the fairgrounds and even...
Using spit, bailing wire, and a campfire made out of piney wood--we've managed to get the show back on the air even without power. Superhuman feats are a matter of course for our viewers. This morning, Tom tries to put on a happy face, but he's...
